So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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