Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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