are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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