I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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