you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
so that wasnt chicken after all
that's an acceptable place to lick
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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