mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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