so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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