he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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