He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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