so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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