Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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