she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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