I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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