I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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