This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
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There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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