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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  She acts like you when your on meds

  (510): View more from California

  She acts like batman?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.

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