Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.