Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.