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• (314): View more from Missouri

  So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?

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  Most never. Some around 65.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  It's never too late to be topless.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk

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• (281): View more from Texas

  You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural

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  YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT

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  ..........

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.

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  I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos

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