he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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