You don't have asthma, your pregnant
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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