hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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