bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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