awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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