That's intense
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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