Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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