It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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