is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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