I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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