Yo dont text me then not text me
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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