So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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