five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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