Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I think I won the penis lottery.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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