Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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