im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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