I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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