how hairy? two words: wookie tits
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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