Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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