I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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