We named our party play list daddy issues
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
