I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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