Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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