Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...