i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.