lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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