no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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