You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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