your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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