Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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