I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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