I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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