She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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