All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
