We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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