i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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