Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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