We named our party play list daddy issues
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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