Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize