You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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