So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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