just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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