Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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