I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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