your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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